purrfucked
После того, ЧТО это интервью устроило на официальном форуме, так, что топики с ним теперь стираются, и вообще.... - прошу не устраивать дискуссии на тему, *какая Джаредь сволочь*, а отнестись к интервью с юмором ))))



Особенно после 5 минут (из 15) обсуждения the size of the manhood (c) Jared ;-)



http://www.webfile.ru/443110



Начнутся разборки - файл удалю :)

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08.08.2005 в 11:37

человек и ОМГ (ц)
По заказам трудящихся. :)



Ну, понеслася, ребята. Сразу говорю, много чего я не разобрала, много знаков вопроса и т.п. Я старалась )))

J - Джаред

S - Шэннон

M - Мэтт

Smb - кто-то, не разобрала )))



Here we go...





DJ: Welcome, nice to see ya.

J: Thank you very much. We appreciate it.

DJ: What was that noise? Here we go. Show tonight in Plaza (?), that thing going on.

Smb: That's right.

DJ: I'm going to apologize at the top of the interview for anything I'm going to say during the interview



[ржут, ничо не пойму]



DJ: Now, listen, Jared, this is what happened there. My (?) said "Would you like to interview the band?" I honestly, I do like your band, I saw you guys play. We were trying to figure out, you open for someone at Roseland(?), and I wanna say, it was like 3 years ago.

J: Yea.

DJ: It was right when Capricorn came out, I loved that song.

J: We did play with Incubus...

DJ: Was it Incubus?

J: If... mmmmm... it was Incubus or... I can't remember.

DJ: Yea, it was a really good show, I was actually shocked how tight(?) and good the band... it is...

S(кажется): Thank you.

DJ: It is weird 'cause you are an actor and I think...

J: I think it's a tradition(?). We've kinda cleaned up the mess that's been left by a lot of other people before me, and people are skeptical, and rightly so, I would be skeptical if I heard that some actor is going to be in a band, and I was gonna see their show, but what happens when people spend more than 2 minutes with us, they realize that it's a real band and, um, you know, we can stay around too.

DJ: How do you and the guys divide up the time? Because you spend a lot of time writing, doing music, well, he's off, you know, being in the Hollywood, if you know what I mean [laughs]. Is it hard for you guys, to do, to cut up the time and definite his schedule?

S(кажется): No, it worked out very well, actually.

J: There's not really that much time, there's...

DJ: No?

J: No, because... it'd be nice if it was, but the fact is I'm writing the songs,

DJ: Mm-hmm.

J: so it's not like I can go off and I do a film, and then I come back and there's a bunch of songs written for me.

Smb: Right.

J: Um, it's the type of thing we're... I was in Africa, I was in South Africa, I was working on a film, and we spend much other time, a bunch more time down there, and the guys flew down. And we were living in this house in the south(?) over the ocean, and it was just beautiful

DJ: This is great. Now, now, let me go to the guys for a second. This is awesome, he's got all this money, and you guys are flying down first-classy stuff, right? (???)

Smb: Umm, no.

DJ: Oh, come on! Jared, you've got all this money, why don't you have the boys up a little bit? I mean, you obviously don't see the films I do and nobody else are seeing it.



[ржут, ничо не пойму]



M(кажется): Do a research, buddy, it's called art movies.

J: You make it about 2 months when I made the entire time on Requiem For A Dream, and I was paid(?) to be in that movie.

DJ: No kidding?

J: YES!

Smb: Yea, he had it all (?)

DJ: Like when you do a movie like Fight Club, and I know, well, I know it's a supporting and...

J(плохо расслышала): It's not much money, I'll tell ya.



[говорят хором, ничо не пойму]



J: I'll tell you how much money I made for Requiem For A Dream. 50'000 dollars. After taxes and agents and lawyers I took about maybe 20'000 dollars home, and it was the only movie I did that year because I focus on music after that... so, you know, I... people think you made mu- movies,

DJ: Right.

J: you're rich. I drive a (?) car and I rent a house in Hollywood, which I'm happy to do. I'm happy to be... I'm (?) the guys taking 20-30 per (?) on the road but... this is a band, (?) project, I'm not pent(?) for buzz, I'm not pent(?) this guys' salaries. We're all making money of, uh, nothing, basically.

DJ: Well, that's really got interesting. So what the rest of you guys do?

All: Whew...

J: We are in a band right now...

DJ: Other than(?) a band, I know that you guys probably have got other jobs, right? Is the band pay the bills?

M: The b-, I mean...

Smb: It starts(?) a little bit, but mostly no.

(???)

M: I mean, we're lucky enough to make enough money to (?) pay the rent, you know, pay our...

S: I've taken the pictures, have done construction, he worked in a...

J: The deal is if the band can't make it on its own, then it shouldn't make it at all.

All: Yea.

J: That's the fact of a matter. Every band has its own good points and bad points. There are people who love Bono and people who think he's a... I can't say that.

DJ: A dick? [не уверена, что правильно расслышала] You could say that, I mean, it's not...

J: People think he's (???) shut up, but I happen to think he's great(?). We've got our unique set of challenges. I'll take mine over than someone else's [шумно, не уверена в правильности] any time, any day of the week. My brother and I, we were born in Louisiana, Bossier City, dirt-poor, food-stamp poor, shot up to LA about 10 years ago with a backpack, couple hundred bucks in my pocket. (???) for a while, slept on a beach for a while. I happened to get some work in films, we were making music the whole time since we were kids... We got signed in '98 and it's been a very organic process. We've put off our 1st record on 2002, and the next one comes out in, um, 4 weeks, August 30.

DJ: Where do you see this going? Picture perfect dream (???), where do you see this doing? Is it a lot of success for yet, are you happy what you are(?)

J: No, no, definitely not. We always want more. I think that's the (?) nature of the beast. But we are very fulfilled with some things, we have an incredibly...

DJ: When you say more, you mean, like, more money or?

J: No, no,no,no, no. If we want money, man, we'd be on Wall Street.



[говорят хором, ничо не пойму]



DJ: A lot of people think they get signed, but this is... I get all those kids all the time, they come up and love to give me their CDs... (???) I'm like "Listen, you're gonna lose your money as soon as you signed. Any money that you have you're going to invest into your music. And then a record label is going to screw you even hard [шум, ничо не слышно]

J: Not to mention it's a great depression right now for rock'n'roll.

All: Absolutely.

J: We need honesty, we make music as some kind of small solution for the frustration that we feel as fans of rock. My brother and I grew up going to Pink Floyd concerts, Iron Maiden shows that you go to and they change your life. Now, a lot of times we go to shows and we buy CDs and we're, frankly, we're disappointed. We're let down, we're bored, it's no wonder that kids aren't that interested in rock, so in some small way we all said to ourselves that we're trying to get taken seriously [какая пошлая фраза )))] as a band with a actor and [шум, плохо слышно до конца реплики] it's not even a thought process(?) We've got an eye on cries, we want it all, we think about big things.



[говорят хором, орут. Ничего полезного не говорят]



DJ: So when I did go to your show, I gotta say, there's a lot of chicks and it's good, you have handsome lead singer...

J: The honest truth is, we have a lot of fat girls which we love because they scream really loud, and we love them, (???) and we could use a few more girls [говорят хором, ничо не пойму]

DJ: I hate all of you, get out! This interview is over! [все ржут]

J: We have the craziest hardcore fans...

DJ: You do! And the instant feedback we get there, it's like all day long, I can't believe how many people learned about this band, so...

J: We're not obvioulsy the biggest band, we sold a little over 100'000 records the first time (???) was pretty surprising to a lot of people especially when you have an idiot like me in the band to distract from things, you know, it's heart-changing people's perceptions, but we have an incredible, incredibly loyal cool fanbase, they're, this people dress up in crazy make-up and hand-made clothes, and doing tatoos, tatoos with glyphics.



[говорят хором, ничо не пойму]



J: It comes out August 30th, it's called A Beautiful Lie.

DJ: A Beautiful Lie, he have it right here, 30 Seconds To Mars and were we going to play track 3?

J: Track 1, track 1, Attack is the name.

DJ: Tell me about Attack.

J: Attack is the song that, it worked on in Africa, it's a song that... we made this record in 5 different countries, uh, 4 different continents, 5 different countries, in New York, in LA, in Alaska, in Thailand, in Morocco. It was unbelieveable experience to 3 years, we put our lives into it, we (?) for it and we made a record that we're really really proud of. This song is called Attack.



[песня]
08.08.2005 в 11:38

человек и ОМГ (ц)


[дико орут]



J: Let me say, we just thank you because you just gave us something that I've been thinking about for many many many many many years - it's to hear our song on K-Rock. It've been a lot of time in New York, growing up as a kid often... that was unbelieveable, so thank you very much.

DJ: Thank you for coming up, I appreciate that. Let's get back to that list of questions that I was supposed to ask you which I have no intention.



[дальше говорят хором, орут. В общем, наиболее понятные фразы:]



J: I was scared to come here. I was definitely scared.

(???)

DJ: What is every guy wanna know? I mean, how you get to Cameron Dias?

J: Howard Stern was talking about...

DJ: He got Britney Spears? You got her? Did you got her?

J: You guys are so... [конец фразы потонул в very sexy whisper )))]

DJ: You got Cameron Dias, we know you dated her... and Scarlett Johansson...



[говорят хором, ничо не пойму]



J: Howard Stern spend a good hour talking about the size of my manhood the other morning.

DJ: Really?

J: Yea, yea.

DJ: You've got a big one?

J: It's been on(?) the press... [плохо слышно] it's the one true story that they finally printed.

DJ: I hate you! I hate you! Good-looking and big-(?) I hope your album failed! I hope your band sucks! And I hope no one comes to your show and they cancel it tonight! Cancel! You don't even go! Arghh, I hate you!

J: You know, Pete from Chevelle is at the doctor right now, he's really sick and...

DJ: Really? What's wrong with him?

J: I don't know. (???)

DJ: (???) play tonight?

J: If they would let us, we will play.

DJ: Well, the show is sold out so they just can put the tickets back to the people.

J: Yea, they'll work it out. He'll probably be fine, he's a tough, he's a good guy.

DJ: Can I come to the show tonight?

J: No, you can't.

D: Come on, listen...

J: You bring up the hot girls, we need them on the show.

(???)

DJ: I did you guys a favor, listen, I fulfilled a childhood dream here, I've got you on K-Rock tonight. No, I don't want it back... Mike, get out here, you're married! Get out of my studio! (???)

DJ: So tonight when I'm walking around, I want you guys see me and like "Hey, Walker(?), what's up!" and like pat me on the back and stuff and make sure everyone sees it, alright?

J: Sure.

DJ: It'll make me feel better about myself.

Smb: And we'll film it!

DJ: And you'll film it? I love it!

Smb: Hey, what's up, man!

DJ: Yea, like "Hey guys, look, I know the guys and the band"

J: And it always works good(?) if your our long lost cousin.

DJ: Right.

Smb: We're related.

DJ: We're related? Oh yea. "You wanna meet the band? Sure! No problem"

J: You can brought them back to the bus for a while. Just clean up after that. (???) It used to be burned. (???) You walk on that bus and you get pregnant, that's for sure.

DJ: You get more music poon(?) or acting poon(?)?

J: Probably more... uuummmm...

DJ: Well, you get your pants rise... [абсолютно не уверена в правильности]

J: I think I just get poon(?) all over it.

All: YEAAA! YESSS!!!



[ржут, орут, ничо не пойму]



DJ: (We just think you come up again - взяла с потолка) August 30...

Smb(одновременно): ...16.

DJ: August 30.



[говорят хором, ничо не пойму]

DJ: I'll come to see you guys tonight. Thank you for coming up and thanks for being so open and so cool.



Anything you wanna add, Brad? Anything anybody wanna ask?

M: Anyone?

DJ: Last question, he's talking...

J: It's 11 inches.

DJ: Oh, get out here! Let's compare, come over here, I wanna see it. Get out here!





Зе енд.

Вот только я не понимаю, из-за чего весь сыр-бор на форуме??? :nope:
08.08.2005 в 13:48

Клер Кипли :squeeze:

ПАСИБА!!! :white:
08.08.2005 в 14:45

purrfucked
Клер Кипли Гениально :heart:

Я посмотрела, некоторые моменты мы все-таки расслышали, я вечером добавлю - ща не успеваю ))



А сыр-бор на форуме из-за вот этого:



J: The honest truth is, we have a lot of fat girls as fans which we love because they scream really loud, and we love them



Типа, *как он мог* Ну кто воспринял это интервью более серьезно чем просто одну большую шутку, очень недовольны были )) Впрочем, они как раз относятся к тем самым fat fans :-D
08.08.2005 в 15:19

человек и ОМГ (ц)
Gold @ngel

Для вас ничо не жалко! ))

Kid

Пасип. ))



Господи, и чего обижаться? ))

Шутник.
08.08.2005 в 15:41

Клер Кипли :inlove:



Господи, и чего обижаться? ))

Шутник.


Он все время прикалывается, можно было уже привыкнуть ))



J: Howard Stern spend a good hour talking about the size of my manhood the other morning.

DJ: Really?

J: Yea, yea.

DJ: You've got a big one?

J: It's been on(?) the press... it's the one true story that they finally printed.




Засрааанец :-D
08.08.2005 в 22:46

Спасибо Клер! :squeeze:



DJ: I hate you! I hate you! Good-looking and big-(?) I hope your album failed! I hope your band sucks! And I hope no one comes to your show and they cancel it tonight! Cancel! You don't even go! Arghh, I hate you!



А мне вот это понравилось, как я ржала :lol2: :lol: :lol2: :hang:
08.08.2005 в 23:51

низвержение в пропасть на каком-то этапе похоже на полет
Господи, Клер, спасибо тебе огромное!!!!!!!!!!!! :squeeze:





Господи, и чего обижаться? ))

Вот-вот! Что уж тут такого страшного?!

Это-то я расслышала, я уж думала, что что-то страшное прослушала...



*убежала читать*
09.08.2005 в 01:50

purrfucked
Клер Кипли Итак, издание второе, исправленное и дополненное, плюс выложенное для иностранцев для полнейшего исправления :-D



http://www.livejournal.com/users/sl...ater/49172.html
09.08.2005 в 01:56

Kid Пасиба огромное!!! :kiss:
09.08.2005 в 02:13

purrfucked
Gold @ngel Пока еще рано ))) Надо чтоб народ проверил ))
09.08.2005 в 02:30

Kid Все равно, пасиба тебе за дополнения :buddy:

Народу будет отдельное пасиба за проверку! =)))
09.08.2005 в 02:43

человек и ОМГ (ц)
Kid

Чудо. )))

lilka_

Грифф

:goodgirl:
09.08.2005 в 03:18

purrfucked
Клер Кипли Я, между прочим, написала, чье творение )))) ЛОЛ

Кстати, благодаря Маре у нас есть даже кусочек про ЙохЭнсен (ррр, портить такую фамилиююю)
09.08.2005 в 03:35

человек и ОМГ (ц)
Kid

Я заметила :)

Кстати, благодаря Маре у нас есть даже кусочек про ЙохЭнсен

Ыыы, здорово! ))

09.08.2005 в 03:36

purrfucked
Клер Кипли :D
09.08.2005 в 04:50

низвержение в пропасть на каком-то этапе похоже на полет
Kid :buh: спаааасибо!
09.08.2005 в 04:56

purrfucked
Грифф Ыыы?? :nea:
09.08.2005 в 06:35

низвержение в пропасть на каком-то этапе похоже на полет
Kid

:-D что?